Me said funny things too!

Saturday, October 7, 2017

Almost 12...

b just took a sip of his beer and said "well, i'm finally gonna watch football and drink a beer."

Sunday, December 18, 2016

You look better naked

Erin and I were driving home on Rampart from the last nutcracker performance. Erin asked Berr something about the performance, and he said, I already told all this to grandma!
Erin: I'm not grandma!
After a few seconds Berr said, "You look better naked..."
To which we both exclaimed, "What??!"
And he just said, "What? I was just reading the signs and that one was for tattoo removal and said you'll look better naked, what are you guys talking about?"

Sunday, February 7, 2016

Cookies and bananas

Mom (surprised at NC State coming out with a vengeance after the half): What happened at the half?
Berr: heh. Getting yelled at while eating cookies and bananas.

Wednesday, September 17, 2014

First day of ballet

I went in to pick up Berr and he was standing there fixated on a performance playing in the lobby. When I got his attention I asked him how practice was and he said "that felt like 2 minutes!" I think he loves it

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Wednesday, March 26, 2014

English

English is the most hard language to learn!

Sunday, June 16, 2013

Father's Day

Berr made me toast with butter and jelly slathered on it.
He asked: isn't it awesome, as I was eating it. I said yeah, but a little bit messy. He replied, "A little bit messy, but yummy, because a lot of times yummy things are messy, like ice creeeaaam."




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Friday, December 28, 2012

Mackerel Christ!

Things my 7 yr old has said to me today: "i burped 15 times and farted 15 times today." Upon seeing smoke coming from the oven: "Mackerel Christ!"; and when Jon asked if he had eaten any jelly beans: "No. They just fell into my mouth."